January 2011
when someone that follows me reblogs a picture I...
I wish that instead of beeping, my microwave would...
infinitetimeandspace:
onionpickler:
miadayparade:
system-failure-for-the-masses:
homeisnowhere:
tightasatourniquet:
xlivesbecomeincredible:
transmissionxlithium-killjoy:
the-sharpestlives:
faithisfaith:
eatingallthebutterscotchpudding:
And I’d be like “WELL I THINK IM ALRIGHT, 1234!” THEN GET MY FOOD AND BE LIKE “three two one, we came to eat everybody’s munching till we...
Things you should know about Paramore . .
parayeah:
enchantedignorance:
Jeremy can fly :
Headbanging is crucial :
Taylor York is hilarious :
Hayley Williams is beautiful beyond words :
they are sexy:
they are talented:
they are adorable :
they will be legends :
they are a family :
and if you ever hurt them , we will get you :
Epic.
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
beforeandafternoon:
randomrumiel:
wwiao:
Answer: no.
(via badcontrol.com)
Haven’t laughed so much on tumblr for some time!! XDDD
My jaw hurts from just looking at this. I wonder if like, flies live up in there? What happens when she rides a bike?
Anonymous asked: If you could spend 1 night with anyone who would it be?
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
voldevoldevoldemort:
floflozilla:
cupcakesinthetardis:
arcticwildfire:
laurennnx3:
lol I barely even text.
I don’t even have a phone.
My old sony ericsson is somewhere under my bed. I think.
The only texts I have are from T-Mobile.
I love me.
I don’t even use mine, I don’t like socialising.
my crappy little pink SamsungU900 that ive broken a million times ;D
“I’ve been in love. It’s painful, it’s pointless and overrated.”
– Damon Salvatore
Posted by Cherlynn Shakespeare
(via fuck-yeah-quotes)
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
nina-alonzo:
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
I don't like orange people, sorry.
cokeandcigarettes:
Really, how can you guys can have a orange skin? TELL ME.
Party Like it's 1999
guiltypleasure16:
cwiistaldotmumblr:
tiedyeocean:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies.
If you listened to the Backstreet Boys…
Britney Spears…
N’sync…
and the Spice Girls
on Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman.
If you collected and traded Pokemon cards,
wrote with Gel Pens,
wore...
when people think josh and elissa franceschi are...
pointyoutothemirror:
misguided-caitlin:
offwhitepinstripes:
isleptwithpetergaskarth:
or MARRIED
those people obviously promote incest :L
That awkward moment when your children ask how you...
isleptwitheveryone:
let's play my Tumblr 20 questions. the next 20...
tayaa:
believerofmars:
